Posts Tagged ‘humor’

A Joke

Posted: September 11, 2015 in Poetry
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When is a blue sea a green sea?

JEALOUSY

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Crystal Balls

Posted: December 5, 2014 in Poetry
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In my possession I have
A pair of crystal balls
Would you believe
That they can predict the future
Upward to nine months?

I fell in love
Not with you
But with your lies

I watched you
Not as if you were
A human being
But a television
Eagerly anticipating
Your next episode

You were a master
Of tricks and tantrums
Yet a novice with deception

Still you lied and lied
Like you were the
Reincarnation of Pinocchio

I told one white lie
And my soul feels
Darker than the inside
Of a chimney

How are you not
A pile of soot
From all the smoke
You blew my way?

Oh, la Pinocchia
Teach me how to lie
And feel good about it

When we met
Your brain was nutty
Mine was like jelly
It is no wonder that
Our relationship is toast

My Narcissistic Friend

Posted: August 23, 2014 in Poetry
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My narcissistic friend
Just told me that
Her favorite game is chess
Because it forces me
To watch her every move

2 of 7

Posted: August 23, 2014 in Poetry
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You’re the kind
Of person that
Breaks hearts
For exercise

Bloomless

Posted: August 20, 2014 in Poetry
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Our love should have
Been a flower
But it was one letter off
Boom!